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Man Ejaculates Hate Into Bosses Coffee Everyday For 4 Years 

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New Wark New Jersey, a 38-year old man by the name of Lewis Williams spent his last four years working as the personal assistant of Mrs. Linda Moore, the executive president of the DANCO engineering firm.
A few of his tasks as Ms. Moore’s assistant included taking her phone calls, set her schedule and bring her a cup of coffee to her desk every morning.
After a dispute with his boss this morning, Mr. Williams actually stated and detailed  in front of  multiple coworkers, that he had ejaculated in her coffee “hundreds of times.”

Brian Little, an intern who witnessed the entire confession, Lewis Williams showed no remorse while he laughed about his crime.
“He almost looked proud when he told her: ‘I’ve been eating your shit for four years, but all this time, you’ve been drinking my cum!’ He then smiled and explained everything.”

The disgruntled employee said that he had been putting “extra cream” in Ms. Moore’s coffee, five days a week and for over many years.
After his confession, his colleagues called the police and Mr. Williams was arrested on the site.
A grand total of 910 criminal charges have been filed against him, including 860 charges of sexual assault. If he is found guilty on all charges, he could face up to 1070 years in prison. He will never see the light of day again. What seemed like a laughing joke, is a very serious crime.

Lewis William’s reasoning when he committed his crimes remains blurry, but there is certainly a fierce hatred between him and his female boss.
Some of his peers have reported that he was deeply misogynic and found it degrading to take barking orders from a woman all day.
Some of the other employees have admitted that Ms. Moore was definitely “aggressive, dominating and verbally abusive” with Lewis and he may have acted out as some kind of “self-defense”.

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Newark, New Jersey | A man was arrested on his work site this morning after it was discovered that he was ejaculating in his employer’s coffee every morning.

38-year old Lewis Williams spent the last four years working as the personal assistant of Ms. Linda Moore, executive president of the DANCO engineering firm.

Among his tasks as Ms. Moore’s assistant, he was to take her phone calls, set her schedule and bring her a cup of coffee to her desk every day when she arrived at work.

After a dispute with his boss this morning, Mr. Williams admitted in front of a dozen coworkers, that he had ejaculated in her coffee “hundreds of time”.

According to Brian Little, an intern who witnessed the entire scene, Lewis Williams showed no remorse while he confessed his crime.

“He almost looked proud when he told her: ‘I’ve been eating your shit for four years, but all this time, you’ve been drinking my cum!’ He then smiled and explained everything.”

The angry employee explained that he had been putting “extra cream” in Ms. Moore’s coffee,  five days a week and over many years.

After his confession, his colleagues called the police and Mr. Williams was arrested on the site.

A total of 910 criminal charges has been filed against him, including 860 charges of sexual assault. If found guilty on all charges, he could face up to 1070 years in prison.

Newark Police Chief Barry Connell says the accused confessed more than 800 crimes, making him the most prolific sexual offender in American history.

Lewis William’s motivations when he committed his crimes remain unclear, but there certainly was some animosity between him and his boss.

Some of his colleagues have told reporters that he was deeply misogynic and found it humiliating to take orders from a woman all day.

Some other employees, however, have suggested that Ms. Moore was often “aggressive, dominating and verbally abusive” with the accused and he may have acted as some sort of “self-defense”.

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2 Comments

  1. Steve Fye

    June 15, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Ms. Moore was said to be “aggressive, dominating and verbally abusive”.
    See what happens to women when they drink too much sperm?

  2. Del

    June 20, 2017 at 11:27 am

    Cmon Dave! This is a hoax story, from worldnewsdailyreport, a spoof “news” site like the onion. Please stop posting stories from them. It cheapens this site.

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