On a flight to Chicago, there was this beautiful blonde girl. She was in economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved up there.
An attendant saw her and said, “Excuse me, ma’am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here.” The blonde replied, “I can and I will.”
The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman. “Ma’am, we really can’t have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy.” “You can’t make me move.”
The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn’t work. Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her.
After a quick chat with her, she moved.
The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied, “I told her first class wasn’t going to Chicago.”
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- Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”
- Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?
So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills.
- How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper.
- How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
- Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”
- What did the blonde say after glimpsing a box of Cheerios?
“OMG! Donut seeds!”
- What’s every blonde’s dream in life?
To be like Vanna White and actually learn the alphabet.
- How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer?
You’ll find Wite-Out all over the screen.
- Why do blondes love boob jobs?
It’s really the only job they’re qualified for.
- What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“I wonder if it’s mine.”
- Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?
Because they say “concentrate.”
- Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
She was trying to make apple juice.
- What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallow a lot of sea men (aka semen).
- How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
- Why don’t blondes talk during sex?
Their moms taught them never to speak to strangers.
- Three blondes walk into a building.
You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.
- How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.
- What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
- What do you call a blond with an actual brain?
A golden retriever.
- Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
- What’s the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
- What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?
- Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?
To avoid getting hearing AIDS.
- What do blondes and dog shit have in common?
The older they get, the easier it is to pick them up.
- How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t. They’re born that way.
- Why do blondes make awful bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
- Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
She was desperately trying to make up her mind.
- Why couldn’t the blonde dial 911?
She couldn’t find the eleven.
- Why’d the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the W’s.
- Why do blondes hold their hands tightly over their ears?
Because they’re desperately trying to hold in a thought.